Being reflective, which of the following was (or is) the happiest time of your life?
When I was a child:When I was in school: When I was single: When my kids were still kids: When I was still working: When I retired: When my spouse/partner was still alive:
Which of the following events would be the most boring for you?
Watching a movie with subtitles:Sitting through an overtime sporting event: Spitting through a wine tasting: Vacationing on the Jersey shore: Waiting for a flight with a dead computer: Going to an art museum: Listening to a political speech: Dining alone:
Which of the following culinary activities describes you best?
Cooking an elaborate meal for the sheer pleasure of it:Picking fresh veggies from my own organic garden: Measuring portions and calories to keep to a diet: Zapping the box in the microwave: Being greeted as a regular at the Straub's prepared food counter: Dialing for dinner:
How are you most likely to re-attach a button on a shirt?
Ask my partner or parent to do it:Ask the dry cleaner to do it: Do it myself with a needle and thread: Do it myself with a stapler: I'd probably not wear the shirt again: I'd wear the shirt without the button:
What are you most likely to do if your car is making a weird sound?
Take it to the mechanic immediately:Pop the hood open and fix it myself: Ask my parent, partner, or spouse to deal with it: Keep driving until it makes a weirder sound: Keep driving until the car dies:
Which of the following audio activities describes you best?
Installing speakers in my car that will rock the block:Giving my life a soundtrack: Pirating music off the Internet: Listening to talk radio: Keeping my radio dial pointed to KDHX: Having an IPod earbud attached to my ear: I never really listened:
What is the most romantic gift you could imagine giving someone?
Flowers:Tickets to see their favorite band: Jewelry: A trip together: A trip without me: A photo of the two of us: A babysitter for the evening: A gift certificate for a cleaning service:
What would most shock you to learn about your best friend?
My friend is gay:My friend is straight: My friend is my enemy's friend, too: My friend is a Republican: My friend is moving away: My friend has fleas:
Which of the following video activities describes you best?
My Netflix list is longer than my Christmas card list:I spend so much time at movies the ushers all know me: My TV is practically a family member: I'm always the one with the camera: I am blinder than I let on: Someone has to turn on the DVD player for me: YouTube rules my life:
If you weren't (or aren't) in a relationship right now, which of the following photos of yourself would you be most likely to put in an Internet dating ad?
A recent picture of me!:A picture of me standing on a box: A picture of a younger me: A picture of a skinnier me: A picture of a much better dressed me: A picture of an undressed me: A picture of someone other than me:
Which of the following gambling activities describes you best?
Buying a lottery ticket when the pot is huge:Going to a casino boat with the mortgage money: Drawing to an inside straight: Playing a couple of bingo cards with my friends: Betting on a sporting event with my co-workers: Wagering my socks off in a friendly game of strip poker: Walking right past a slot machine without putting in a nickel:
Which is the boldest fashion statement you'd personally make?
I'd skip the tie!:I'd wear the stilettos: I'd pierce a few (more) places: I'd color my hair: I'd get hair: I'd wear a bikini: I'd get a tattoo:
Tony La Russa:Albert Pujols: Dave Duncan: Chris Carpenter: David Freese: Bill DeWitt II: Jose Oquendo: John Mozeliak: Lance Berkamn: Skip Schumaker:
Note: Due to rounding, results for some questions may not total 100%.