Do you like cicadas (not to eat)?
Yes:Yes, but not on my person: Yes, cicadas make the most recognizable sound of summer: No:
Be honest: have you had any cicada-related freak-outs?
Have you seen or heard a cicada recently?
Seen, but not heard:Heard, but not seen: Seen and heard: Neither seen nor heard:
Are there currently cicadas in your neighborhood?
Do you think cicadas will eventually find their way to the City?
Do you remember the cicadas from 13 years ago?
Yes:No: No, I don't remember anything at all from 13 years ago:
Would you rather have cicadas or cicada killer wasps in your yard?
On the ascending Scale of Nuisance, how would you rate the return of the 13-Year cicadas?
Justin Bieber:Fail Whale: Movie talkers: Stop signs on every block: TSA: Smoking scofflaws: Cincinnati Reds:
Which of these actual recipes we found on the Internet would you be most willing to try (i.e, eat)?
Cicada-Portobello Quiche:Cicada Pizza: Cicada Saurbraten with Spaetzle: Curried Cicadas and Chickpeas: German Chocolate Cicada Cake: Cicada Cheese Wontons:
Which of the following is the best bug movie?
The Beast Within (actually has a cicada in it):The Swarm: Them!: The Fly (any version): Joe's Apartment: The Ten Commandments: A Bug's Life:
If cicadas were in the City, would you be less likely to go to Forest Park?
Note: Due to rounding, results for some questions may not total 100%.