What is your primary domicile?
House:Apartment/condo: Dorm room: Hotel room: Hospital room: Cell: Dog house: Something else:
How clean would you say your house, apartment, or dorm room (etc.) is?
It's clean enough to perform surgery in:It's clean enough to live in: It could use a thorough cleaning: It's absolutely disgusting:
Which house is cleaner, yours these days or yours when you were growing up?
Mine now:Mine then: About the same: I'm still at that growing up house:
Do you do an annual formal spring cleaning?
Yes:No: Sometimes: What are you talking about?: My home is immaculate all the time not just in spring:
Which of the following is most likely to do most of the work in the next major cleaning in your home?
I am:My spouse or partner is: My kids are: My mother-in-law or mom is: A housecleaning service or maid: The Environmental Protection Agency: No one:
If you have questions about cleaning something, to whom do you turn?
My mother, mother-in-law, or grandmother:Same choices, male side of the family: My partner or spouse: The Internet: A book: My friends:
Do you believe in "green" cleaning?
Yes:No: I am not sure how, but would like to learn:
Have you ever hidden or thrown away an item you could not get clean?
Yes:No: If I ever tried to clean something, I might:
Cleaning which of the following things is the most satisfying for you?
My living room:My bedroom: My bathroom: My kitchen: My garden/yard: My car:
Which of the following is more important to you?
An organized desk:An organized closet:
What sort of wine goes best with housecleaning?
Open the red:Open the white: Open the pink: Just pour rum into the Diet Coke until the fumes make your eyes water: You shouldn't drink while you operate power tools:
Which of the following landmarks sounds like it would require the most work to keep clean
The White House:The Crystal Cathedral: Windows on Washington: Dr. Samuel A. Mudd House Museum: St. Louis Museum of the Dog:
Which of Martha Stewart's Spring Cleaning tips is most important to you?
"Clean carpets, rugs, floors, windows, refrigerator, freezer, shades and curtains":"Sort through your closets and give away items": "Do a safety check for frayed wires and dead smoke detector batteries": "Replace the furnace filters and put away the storm windows": "Be nice to your cellmates":
Which of the following Heloise Household Helpline hints does your own house most need?
How to banish the bugs in the pantry:How to get chocolate stains off the carpets: How to smooth leather wrinkles: How to get lipstick off dress shirt collars:
Which of the following TV maids would you most like to have in your own home?
Hazel Burke, who worked for two different TV Baxter families:Rosie, who was the Jetsons' robo-maid: Alice Nelson, who was the Brady Bunch's resourceful housekeeper: Florence Johnston, who cleaned that deluxe apartment in the sky for the Jeffersons: Alfred Pennyworth, who buttled at Wayne manor:
Note: Due to rounding, results for some questions may not total 100%.